Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Is Watching a Guy Dump Considered Scat?


by Diego

I said watching only, not eating the dump. I ask because, as of late, I have been dealing with the urge to have a straight guy over, watch him take a shit in my toilet (not on me), then wipe his ass a little bit (like 90% clean) then eat him out. I know I can't be the only bottom with this desire.

While rimming is, really, a top's job, I do not mind doing it if I am sure the guy is straight. But I don't think I could ever have a guy who likes to be rimmed as my boyfriend. I would always be suspicious that if he likes a lil' tongue up in there, he will also like a little dick. But for hook-ups I think it's hot to rim a butch ass out. And, unless they are Latino, they ALWAYS love the idea.

So one of my core set of questions when setting up a Craigslist-enabled hook-up is: "Do you like being rimmed? Can you leave your ass a bit smelly, sweaty for me? Matter of fact, can you take a dump in front of me?"


I would say about 30% of guys get totally freaked out and stop responding, or respond: "Sorry, not into scat". But the rest totally dig the idea. But it doesn't seem that watching a guy dump would count as scat since you are not ingesting the dump, right? I have no interest in tasting the turd, I just wanna witness its coming out. Maybe because it's not a very well documented nor well experienced sight, maybe because I can give visual proof to their top-ness (as long as there is something coming out of the ass, there ain't nothing going in the ass).

The last guy who came over to do this "scat light" scene said he was gonna surely dump and do this and that, but all he was able to shit was tiny little pieces of shit. Like little bird droppings or whatever. So I wasn't satisfied. The second guy dropped a small (I'd say about 4-inch long) turd, but at least it made a lot of noise when it came out of his asshole, so that was hot. The third guy said he got "shit shy" and just had me eat his ass for, literally, an hour and a half. At that point even pussy would have tasted great.

My fag hag tells me that "shit watching" may be a gateway to "actual scat", like they say marijuana is an entry drug for other hard drugs. But if it is so, then so be it. I mean, it's not like I can't brush my teeth after. I just need to get a doctor's confirmation that it won't give me cavities or leprosy or whatever. But I have found that the smell alone enhances the sexual experience. An organic kind of poppers, if you will.

By the way, for those interested, this is a fun little website: www.adventuresindefecation.com


Monday, December 03, 2007

Question of The Week: Is White Sex Less Boring Than Watching Paint Dry?

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