Tuesday, August 28, 2007

20 Hottest Brazilian Men 2007


by Diego

What is effortlessly hot, naturally muscular, absurdly butch and have a penchant for fucking anything that moves? That's right, the Brazilians. Those blessed souls that have a penchant for not discriminating between a pussy and an asshole, a chick and a fag, a tranny and a hen. By the way, the term "hot Brazilian men" may seem like a redundancy. But we'll take it. And one of Brazil's only gay magazine, G, just published a list of the 20 Sexiest Men in Brazil 2007. Unlike American lists of "sexiest people", this is one that features real-looking men you would actually see at any given corner in Brazil, not airbrushed simulacra. They are actors, models, reality TV "stars", musicians and TV reporters. And they carry the raw, organic, gritty, rugged, over-masculine kind of beauty one tends to find below the Equator. Have fun. This is enough masturbation material for a few days. And if you grow specially fond of some of them you can always google-image their names. My faves are numbers 15 (whom I saw in person once in 1996 at a beach in Rio -- most amazing body ever), 26 (starred in "City of God") and 20 (trust me, the best pecs a man can be blessed with). Number 17 is a total faggot by the way.
Click here for the list.

Below you can see photos of Xanddy (pronounced as Shahn-Dji), the Brazilian pop singer, who should have definitely made it to the list. If you are 6 foot 5, have those ginormous biceps, have endured hunger and Brazilian drought and are under the impression that if you top a faggot you are still 100% straight (average Brazilian mentality, by the way) -- you can marry me anytime.



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