by Diego
So this was my first attempt to making a porno flick. After years of obscure, self-indulgent, self-importantly lofty, experimental, guerilla-style 16mm-film-work-a-la-Stan-Brakhage under my belt it felt like a relief. All you do is hold the camera and try to hide your boner, right?
Given my art school background, this couldn't just be any old porno. It had to be porno with grit. Porno that both entranced the most primal of human urges but also hinted at something higher. Porno that gave one both a carnal and metaphysical orgasms. Or whatever.
First I was told I had to audition the "talent". To make sure he was an actual person and wouldn't be late or absent for the shoot. No problem. I made sure my roommates were gone (straight people actually work), and had the talent hop on a train from the Bronx down to Soho, where this princess calls home.
His voice on the phone alone made me cream my pants. "I ain't gay or nuttin'", he said, in one of his more eloquent sentences. I'm sorry, but if you are so butch you can barely string words together and you have a huge tattoo covering your entire arm you can marry me right anytime.
From the moment I opened the door for him, he was the sweetest and most professional talent I had ever worked with. It's almost like he was giving me the respect he would give a real girl (which will make me automatically wet). I explained to him how things were to go down and he just nodded, as if saying "Anything you want, faggot, as long as I get my cash by the end of the day."
Turns out you give a straight man a browser with pussy videos on it and your directorial skills can pretty much lay low. He needed no direction. Homeboy knows his pussy and his jacking. All I had to ask for was a little more ass. You know how they need to pretend they don't like anything up in there.
I gave him a beer or two. Half because he needed to loosen up, half because there is nothing hotter than a bottom fetching liquor to his mean top! He said "thanks, babe"!!!! So basically he sees a twinky little faggoty chick-like thing when he looks at me. HOT! Then, he proceeded to Google "nasty pussy" and jerk off to me, completely oblivious to the camera. Click here to see the video of Jose, fresh from the Bronx (hollaaa), avid pussy-eater, occasional faggot-banger, in all of his tattooed glory.
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