If you're gay and you know it, take a drink of that screwdriver in a Vitamin Water bottle.
I'm starting to catch on! I thought everybody just REALLY liked Vitamin Water, but that boy came up to me and said, "You look hot."
"Thanks," I replied. "I love your pants. Those strings are really cute. Gives me something to grab onto, you know?"
"No, no." He winked at me the way only a black man can wink, "You're lookin' kinda shiny. Here, have a drink."
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If you're gay and you know it, grab that bicycle seat like it's your throbbing member.
He knows exactly what I want. I just wish he would have sat up straight and stuck his tits out. But he's totally been in porn before.
Or at least the J.C. Pennies catalog. (Joke stolen from my boss, Rich.)
I tried to catch him. I really did.
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If you're gay and you know it, wear that cowboy hat like you mean it!
Is the naked cowboy I heard about upstate on the news? No, I hear he's not gay. This man is from West New York, where the pizza is still good and the rent is only a little bit cheaper. Or that's what he tells me, anyways.
Well, he's closer to Texas than I am, so who am I to argue?
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If you're ga - *sound of a needle scratching off a record*
Wait a minute! What's an ex-con doing selling us pride flags for 10 bucks a pop!? This asshole was going up and down the street telling us that we gotta represent. Then he'd go to the cops and loudly tell them how much he values and desires the female genitalia.
I took that picture of him and told him that he was going to be in gay porn. Also, I resized the photo to be very small, to reflect his personality.
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