In Psychology 201 they tell you parents must teach their kids to love their turds, "because it is their first belonging", something that comes out of their own body. So you're supposed to teach your toddler to say "good bye, mr. poop" every time they flush it down the toilet. Well, apparently some Minnesotan fags get so attached to their turds they take it out dancing when in the big city.
Sources are telling us that at the Black Party last Saturday, March 23, someone SHAT on the dancefloor. Yes, some Midwestern Meth queen got so tweaked out of their faggoty mind they just straight up took a shit in the middle of the club. Apparently people thought some nasty fag hag had released gas, but then they saw the big pile of dump sitting there. What do we need, port-o-potties on the dancefloor now?
If you party with assholes, you'll have to deal with shit..., as they say.
We all know fags are stuck on the anal phase (some more than others), I mean, who in their right non-faggoty mind would rationally make the case for ass-eating? Placing your wide-open mouth up the most pathogen-infested orifice known to the human body. One just can't rationalize such act. But in the heat of the moment we just forget that what we are actually feasting on is the bodily equivalent of a trash shoot.
Nothing against rimming, I mean, in the absence of pussy, one just has to go for the asshole, right. But excreting turds in a public place is taking the whole "pig" scene to a non-acceptable level. And I personally have this thing against using poop as anything other than flushable material. Probably because when my sister was 4, she shat her pants and decided to paint the ENTIRE bedroom (we shared) using her light beige excrements. It kinda stunk, and traumatized me.
At the Berkeley Parents Network forum, playing with poop sure is a popular topic for discussion. Someone's two-year-old does it every single time she goes down for a nap or to sleep. Someone recommends duct taping the poor child's diapers onto her body. Cuz that's not gonna traumatize the little dyke-in-training or anything. Or make her into a human poop bomb.
Some other hetero's kid "just squishes it in his hand" and "smears himself with poop from head to toe." Scat Queen at the age of 2 already!
If you don't believe us, watch this VIDEO.
2 comments:
Yes it is true, I was there. And yes some sloppy queen did SHIT not only on the dance floor but in front of the DJ both to boot. Next year tickets will $130 (115 to get in and 15 for the ass flush)....
Fucking nasty.
And as always thank for the good read Babydoll - you know who I am ;0 and of course you know what it fells like when I give a rimm job .....
I am SO not surprised. Those silly circuit queens need to remember to wear their adult diapers. Caue you know those tacky faggots paying $140 for that tired Black Party are all either senior citizens or have been fisted so much they're colons are now 'external'. Iww gross.
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