Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Porn Review: SpankMeHard.com


When it comes to spanking, it is just intensity or willingness of admittance that vary, because everybody likes a little smacking. No wonder spanking web sites and services are some of the most popular on the Web. Freud would say it is a desire which, like all desires, takes us back to our childhood – since we associate it with our parents spanking us. I just say it is pre-requisite for good sex. Latinos and blacks know it. White guys, not so much. You have to either ask them to do it or just pretend you “don’t like to get spanked anyway”.

SpankMeHard.com offers a yummy plethora of spanking videos featuring European, Latino and White men and their respectively beet-red behinds. MPEG galleries also include Dildoes, Bondage, Shaving and, my favorite, Frat Boys Initiations! And the Frat guys actually look legit, not flaming twinks with arched eyebrows trying to pass for butch.

In “ThreeWay Spanking” the guys look like real people you might actually fuck, not plastic virtual concoctions devoid of hair and human pores. Which make the whole vicarious fucking easier to experience. A tattooed white guy licks the buns before smacking them too: you know you gotta tease ‘em with love before you hurt them with a heavy hand.

Another plus is the fact that you don’t have to download the videos and clips onto your desktop, you just press play and they load automatically, like YouTube videos, minus the shitty pixels.

The menus can be kind of all over the place, a bit like your legs at one of those Park Slope sex parties, but wherever you click on SpankMeHard you usually find a good surprise. Like a “Jersey Boys” video or a “Motorcycle Spank” ass-smacking session. The “Daily Porn Clips” is also a great resource for those who “don’t watch the same movie twice”. And if you have a session on your porn site called “Fruit-Fucker”, I’m sorry, you automatically deserve a place on my browser Bookmark. So, WASPs, do your homework. Spanking Lesson #1: if you gotta ask permission, it doesn't even count.



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