by Chicklit
Be wary of any guy you meet online who claims to have a glory hole in his apartment. If you’re lucky, it’ll just be some queen who hung a sheet up in front of an empty closet and blows you while embalming himself with poppers. I was not so lucky.
I came across one such ad on Craigslist, and curious, sent the guy a photo of my cock. He must have liked it, ‘cause 15 minutes later I was walking through the unlocked door of his apartment on Greenwich Ave. As promised, the lights were low, there was porn playing, and the dude had a glory hole cut out of a door to a closet in the hallway. I could faintly make out his mouth, as he licked his lips. Fuck it, I just paid 8 bucks for a cab… I unzipped and stuffed my half hard meat into the makeshift opening. He clamped his mouth around my dick, and I realized he had ice cubes in his mouth. Wow, felt kinda cool. My cock stiffened as he worked on it, and I turned my head sideways to catch the porno DVD that was playing. Damn,that Jeff Stryker really did have a monster cock, I thought, pumpingthis phantom mouth as I watched the movie. He got my meat nice and slick and I was really getting into it when I suddenly felt a sharp, piercing pain in my dick. “Hey, ouch!” I yelled. I pulled my dick out of the gloryhole; there was a fucking splinter, ½’ long sticking out of my cock.
Fuck! There was a little droplet of blood, and I yanked the splinter out. “Mary, have you ever heard of sandpaper?!” I barked. No reply. “Um, hello, I just got a splinter in my dick”. Silence. God, was I pissed. I found his bathroom and washed my cock off, furious. Not only did this fuckwad not have the sense to sand down the edges of the gloryhole, he wasn’t even man enough to come out of hiding! I was mostly mad at myself; I showed up at some faceless stranger's place for a blowjob- a stranger with a gloryhole in his apartment! Feeling stupid and ashamed, and since I was in his bathroom anyway, I rifled through his medicinecabinet and swiped a bottle of Vicodin for the road. I earned it- that splinter fucking hurt!
