If Life Gives You Lemons...

I jerked off in the car, got into an accident, but then sucked off the cop. So it was a good day.


by Chicklit

I don’t know what came over me. I was driving home along Jackson Avenue in Long Island City, it was late, maybe 3 AM and I was bored. I’d been at a house party in Astoria, and maybe it was all the young hotties there or the bareback porn they were playing upstairs, but I was totally fucking horned up. So I unzipped my jeans and pulled out my piece. I was sorta mindlessly jacking it, squeezing the shaft, and I let my mind wander. I was thinking about rimming this hot little blond dude I’d seen earlier and WHAM!!! I fucking sideswiped a telephone pole at 47th Avenue. Shit! Man I must have really been in fantasy land to drift over like that. I pulled over and got out to check the damage. My left front door panel took the hit, but it wasn’t too bad. It was then that I noticed the cop approaching me from across the road.

Dammit, shouldn’t he be in a donut shop?, I thought to myself. I also noticed this was a hot fucking cop, big and dumb-looking. A rookie probably, he was younger than me. “Looks like you got a problem there buddy", he said, now standing next to me at the side of the road. “Yeah, I know”, I trailed off, motioning to the car. “No”, he said, “Your dick is hanging out”. I looked down to see my semi hard cock flopping out of the fly of my jeans. I quickly went to put it away and felt the cop’s nightstick stop my hand midair. He had a strange look in his eyes, and he moved the nightstick till it was on top of my head. He applied pressure, pushing me slowly down to my knees on the curb. With his other hand, he unzipped his fly, and pulled out his fat cock monster. My mouth watered at the sight of the mushroom head, with one glistening drop of pre-cum on it. I leaned forward and started slobbering on that juicy slab of dickmeat.

Officer McBlowjob filled my mouth with his tool, the head of his 9-incher forcing its way past my tonsils. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see his gun dangling in its holster. This guy was nuts, he could kill me if he wanted to, the streets were deserted. Well, guess that means I’ll have to swallow! As if he could read my mind, he suddenly dumped a huge load of hot, salty cop jizz down my throat. Being a law-abiding citizen, I swallowed every thick, briny drop. He pulled out, and stuffing his wet meat back into his pants, looked down at me a with a smug look. “You’re just lucky I don’t give you a Breathalyzer right now, whore” and went back to walking his beat.

Talk about the long arm of the law!